Two cannibals sharing their prey! One said to the other, "I'll start at the feet up and you start from the head down and we will meet in the middle." After a while one says to the other "how are you doing so far?" the other said, "I’m having a ball" the other replied "you are eating to fast"

The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating Yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now"

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd cannibal replied, "So, try potatoes

This Cannibal is walking down a path when he passes his brother