There were 3 men traveling in the rain forest when tribal men hunting for food captured them. When at the village the tribal leader said that they could live if they did one thing. If they failed they would be killed. The men agreed. So the tribal leader said to go in to the rain forest and bring back 10 pieces of fruit and they have to be of the same kind. The men headed out in to the rain forest. The first man comes back with 10 apples. The tribal leader says that he has to have all 10 of the apples stuffed up his butt with out saying a word or any facial expression of any kind. If he does he will be killed. So it began 1 apple, 2 apples, 3 apples, the man cries out. Bam they kill him and he goes to heaven. The second guy comes he has 10 berries. The tribal leader tells him the same thing. The man agrees. 1 berry, 2 berries, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, the man starts laughing. Bam he is killed and goes to heaven. The first guy says to the second, why did you start laughing, when you only had one more to go and you would be alive. The second guy said that he was doing fine until he saw the third guy coming with 10 watermelons and he couldn’t contain his laughter.

Two guys were walking through the jungle and got captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibals put them in a huge pot and start to boil the water. All of a sudden one of the guys started laughing. "What are you laughing about?" the other guy says, "We are about to be eaten!" And the other man replied, "I peed in their soup!"

A Cannibal father and Son were walking through the jungle when they saw a pretty, but naked blond run by. The Son said to the dad "Let's track her down, kill and eat her". The Dad said back "No, let's track her down and take her home and kill your Mother"..

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"