Over the years there has been a well developed "Central Gov., junior" in the neighborhood of Dongsi area in Beijing, apart from the real one in Zhongnan Hai where all the big Gov host stay. This junior group is almost a jack of all trades, including arranging a chance for one to have a picture taken with the national leaders or securing a biz project approval document, so on and so forth. A new-rich farmer from Henan province happened to run into this Junior Almighty bunch in Beijing and was overwhelmed by their capacity. "I don't have too much a big request", said the farmer, "but could u guys replace the picture hanging on the front wall of Tiananmen with my old folk's ?" .

One of Chelsea Clintons republican friends was hanging out with the ex presidential princess and they were confiding their greatest fears to one another. Chelsea listed her three greatest fears as global warming, another world war and her parents divorcing. Her republican buddy immediately comes back at her with her own list of three. Osama, Obama and yo mama!

I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty little bastard," said the fairy.

The US President recognized "same-sex marriage".
"Baby boomers" felt insulted by the President's change of position and called him "anti-population growth".
The transsexual society termed him a "bisexual" and wants a transsexual President.
"Prostitution" community asked "who needs "marriage"?