Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

He who writes on bathroom walls, roll their turds in little balls; those who read these words of wit, eat these little balls of shit.

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis!
Look Left.
You look left and it reads:
Look Right
You look right and it reads:
Look Left...