A Blonde is putting a puzzle together and she calls her boyfriend to come over and help her. He’s ask’s what the puzzle is of and she says a tiger. He tells her he’ll be right over. He comes over and he looks at the puzzle and says, “ok honey, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box and we will watch a movie."

Q: Why do Blondes smile durning a lightening Storm.
A: Because they think they are getting there picture taken.

Q. What did the blonde's mum say to her!

A. If you’re not in bed by 12 o'clock come home!

Q: How many tickets did the blonde buy for the zoo.
A: 2, one to get in and one to get out.