Every weekend before she went out on a date, the young girl was told by her mother, “Remember, dear. When he tries to touch you a certain way, a girl’s best friends are her legs.” Much to her mother’s dismay, however, several weeks later her daughter announced that she was pregnant.
“What! How did it happen? Didn’t I tell you that your best friends are your legs?”
“You did, Mama,” she replied. “But there comes a time when even best friends must part.”

INSIDE TESTIS WORLD

Once upon a time, inside a testis, there was a sperm that started Bodybuilding. Jogging, weight lifting, yoga and every possible way he adopted to become a strong and healthy one. His sperm friends asked him the reason. He told them frankly,
“Friends, we are cores in number and everybody has a very short life span except the one who meets with the female egg and survives. I want to be that surviving one.
The reason was so genuine that every sperm wished to be the surviving one and all of them started exercise. Hundreds of health clubs started in both the testes with one and only one aim that whenever time comes, everybody would run faster to reach the egg and fertilize it.
And the time, at last, came. Everybody took the position and started running. However, one of the experienced sperm immediately closed the exit door and shouted,
“Go back friends, we have been deceived. This man is masturbating.

On the evening news an English reporter gave the following information: Spies from Iraq say that women in Iraq are currently shaving off their pubic hairs, stripping themselves completely naked and patrolling the streets protesting "NO MORE BUSH! NO MORE BUSH!"

Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman name Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."