A man walks into the pharmacy and whisper to the young lady, can I have a box of Viagra? The clerk, very loud replied; we don't sell Viagra without prescription. To play on the clerk’s sympathy the man pulls his pants down and says, “I don’t have a prescription but I have the patient.”

Q: Why should football players take Viagra?
A: Cause football is a game of inches.

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is," or as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink." This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."

There were two men standing at the medicine isle in the supermarket the first man said "viagra is the greatest drug in the world it has helped my love life and I feel much better about my self." the second man replied "wow it helped you that much! Can you get it over the counter." the first man said, "if I take two."