Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A. Megasaurarse!!

A 65-year-old man went for a physical examination. After the doctor finished his exam and read the lab work he said, "You are in excellent health for a man your age - What did your father die from?" The man replied, "My father is not dead he is 86 years old and we played 18 holes of golf this morning and walked the course." The doctor said, "That's incredible - what did your grandfather die from?" the man replied, "Who said he is dead, he is 108 years old an in fact, he just got married again." The doctor asked, “Why in the world would a 108 year old man want to get married for?" The man replied, "Who said he wanted to get married, He got his 21 year old girlfriend pregnant and he had to."

Q. What is the best form of contraception for middle-aged couples?
A. Nudity.

Old man is walking along, and sees a young mini skirted girl, across the street. Immediately, he gets a hard-on. So he goes into an Entry, and starts to stroke his penis. A young guy comes along, so the old man says ''hey sonny, rub this up and down, till I tell you to stop, and I'll give you a pound.'' The guy says OK, after a while, the Old man, says, wow! Now you can loose, it. The guy, sticks his thumb over the end, and says ''Make it a ten, or I'll blow your balls off!''