A man takes his clothes off and says to his wife. “Honey, I lost 10 pounds, do you see my six-pack?”
The wife looks at him puzzled and silent for a moment. She then said, “No dear, I don’t see a six pack but I do see a six piece”.
The husband is shocked, with a surprised look he asks, “A six piece?”
“Yes, she says, a six piece…. 2 legs, 2 thighs, and 2 breasts”!!!!!!

A newly-married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. "Do you have reservations?" inquires the receptionist. "Only one," replies the groom. "She won't take it up the a...."

A woman was talking to her husband and tells him: "Gues what”, he responds "what! “She says "today I spent 150 dollars on bras" He looks around as if confused. “Why did you do that, you are practically flat” he responded. With her hands on her hips and aggravation in her voice she said, “In that case why do you buy trousers?”

Joan says to her husband. “ I’d like my cousin Joe to visit one weekend and paint a picture of us making love.” He is an artist you know.
Her husband says; “Oh, does he do still life?”