The investigation of Martha Stewart continues. Her recipe for chicken casserole is quite efficient. First you boil the chicken in water. And then you dump the stock.
An advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a genie appears before them and offers each of them one wish.
The copywriter says, ‘I’ve always dreamed of writing the great American novel and having my work studied in schools across the land. I’d like to go to a tropical island where I can concentrate, and write my masterpiece.’ The genie says, ‘no problem!’ and poof! The copywriter is gone.
The art director says, ‘I want to create a painting so beautiful that it would hang in the Louvre Museum in Paris for the entire world to admire. I want to go to the French countryside to work on my painting.’ The genie says, ‘Your wish is granted! And poof! The art director is gone.
The genie then turns to the account executive and says, ‘And what is your wish?’ ‘I want those two arseholes back here right now.’
This will clear up any confusion......
You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising...
You see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm...
And then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He walks up to you and says; I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
Men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
I hope you all have a complete understanding of Marketing now
One by one, the vice presidents of a large corporation were called into the CEO’s office. Then the junior executives were also individually summoned. Finally the summer intern was called in.
“I want the truth, Jack,” the boss whisper. “Have you been messing around with our accountant?” “N-no, sir,” the young man stutter. “I-I’d never do anything like that, sir!”
“All right, good,” said the CEO, “then you fired her.”
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