Sign seen on a cigarette bin:
“ No smoking, please deposit your butts here.”

A barber moved from his first floor shop to the ground and posted an announcement to his loyal customers. “BARBER NOW SHAVES DOWN"

Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled: I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

A sign in a drugstore window: “For the man who has everything – Penicillin.