A guy at the bar sits down and sees a beautiful creature sitting at the other end of the bar. He calls the bartender over and says, “Bring me a whiskey, and buy that woman a drink.”
The bartender tells him, “Listen, pal. Save your money. She’s a lesbian.” “A lesbian?’ says the guy. “It doesn’t matter. Buy her a drink.”
The bartender brings the guy his whiskey and then gets a drink for the woman. Upon receiving her drink the woman looks over at the man, takes a sip, nods her thanks, and then looks away, retuning to her drink.
The man calls the bartender over and orders, “Buy her another drink! Whatever she wants!” I’m telling you,” the bartender tries to explain, “You’re wasting your money. She’s a lesbian.”
The man insists, and so the bartender gets the woman another drink. She nods her thanks to the guy, but that’s it.
This happens five or six more times, but the woman just sits over at the other end of the bar, minding her own business. By now, though, the guy is getting pretty looped, so he goes over to the woman and slurs, “Excuse me, can I ask you something?”
The woman replies, “Sure.” “So tell me,” says the guy, “where are from in Lesbia?"

Bubba was on a North Carolina TV quiz show.
The emcee said, here is your question.
North Carolina elected their first woman senator in 2003
How long did her administration period last?
Bubba thought and thought
Well come on what is the answer?
Bubba scratched his head and said
About 4 days each month.

A man told the doctor that he had diarrhea and it was hereditary. The doctor asked; why do you say it's hereditary? Because it was in my jeans! He replied.