A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says the shrink, “Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry’s bar?”

A psychiatrist ushered a new patient into his office and began their session. “Now tell me, what is it that you would like to discuss?” He asked.
“I’ve become obsessed with hoarding money” “Ah… It may take many, many sessions, but I believe I can help you overcome this.”

The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, “Doctor, I want to know, why do men always want to marry a virgin?” To which the doctor handily responded, “To avoid criticism.”

A man with multiple bruises and lacerations rushed to his doctor’s office. “Doctor, I just don’t understand,” the man said. “I think I’m a bridge.” “My goodness,” the doctor said. “What’s come over you?” “One semi, a pick up truck, and two cars.”