Q. Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

A. Because he saw the snow blower coming.

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women?

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

Q: How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: The snowballs

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!