These two condoms are out on a night in the town. Walking down the road, they pass a gay dance club. One condom turns to the other and asks, "Hey, do you want to get shitfaced tonight?"

Two guys are in a strip joint and one is seating in front of the other, a woman comes on to the stage and starts to strip the guy in the back Robert says "Oh yeah oh yeah" then the other guy turns around and says, "Hey Robert shut up" then two women come on the stage and start stripping. Robert once again starts "OOOH yeah baby"
Once again the guy in the front turns around and tells him to be quite. Then three women come out and start stripping but Robert is silent, and the guy in front asks; "hey Robert where's all your excitement now?" and Robert says, " all over your back"

A young married woman and an older married woman sitting together on a train from Boston to New York. As sometimes happens with strangers in such an environment, they began to discuss highly personal matters. As they were passing through Hartford, the younger woman spoke up thoughtfully, “Tell me, do yu and your husband have mutual
orgasm?”
“No”, replied the older lady, “I think we have State Farm”

Q.Why would lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?

A.So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe through the tops of their heads