Q. What is the similarity between Banking and having sex?
A. In both the cases you loose interest after withdrawal.

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?"
Grandpa looks at him and says "No Johnny, I will not." "But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies.
"Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to."

At a shoe store a salesman helps this woman to try on some shoes. As he lifts up her leg to put on the shoe, he can see downtown because she's not wearing any panties. Risking his job the guy says, "I could eat that full of ice cream." The woman gets all embarrassed, slaps the guy and runs out of the store. When she gets home she tells her husband to go beat that man up. Her husband says "First of all, you shouldn't have been anywhere without any panties. Second, I don't know what you were doing in there in the first place, because you have enough shoes as is. And thirdly, I'm not messing with anybody that eat that much ice cream."

Two fleas that live in Maine vacation in Florida every summer. One summer the first flea arrives shaking and shivering. The second flea asks "Why are you so cold"? The first flea says "Because I just rode down here on the mustache of a guy on a motorcycle". The second flea replies "That’s no way to travel, what you do is go to the airport and get a little drunk. Then you crawl up the leg of a hot flight attendant and go to sleep. When you wake up you'll be here nice and warm.

So the next summer the first flea arrives cold, shivering, and shaking. The second flea asks "What’s wrong didn't you take my advice?" The first flea answers I did what you said to, then the next thing I know I'm riding down here on the mustache of a guy on a motorcycle"