Q: What's the one food that kills a woman's sex drive?
"The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."
A couple was at home watching the late news TV special on "The Minutemen Our Border Security". After the news was over with the man got up and looked at his wife and said, " I think I want to be a minuteman"! She replied, "You already are!"
Q. What's the definition of a wife?
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