While on a business trip through his son’s college town one early morning the father though he would pay his boy a surprise visit, arriving at the young man’s fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window, “can I help you?” “Does Duncan Lyon live here?” asked the father. “Yeah,” replied the weary voice. “Go ahead and dump him on the front porch.”

A pre-med student takes an examination and the last question is: Give four advantages of breast milk.
The student begins to answer the question: No need to sterilize bottles, healthier for the child, available whenever necessary. But the fourth point escapes him. With a minute left to finish the test he gives a desperate answer: Available in attractive containers.

“Hey, Lisa,” said the undergrad to his girlfriend, “how come you’re not wearing my fraternity pin?”
“It was such a nuisance, Carl!” Lisa said playfully. “All the guys were complaining that it scratched their hands.”

The Dean at a college mandated a gathering of the student body. As they gathered in the auditorium the dean took the stage and stated that several young students had become pregnant and had left school.

She followed this announcement with a speech discouraging sex. She ended the speech; "the question is whether you would trade an hour of pleasure for a lifetime of shame."

Letting this sink in for a moment, she asked, "Are there any questions?"

After a moment of silence a voice was heard asking, "How do you make it last an hour?"