Did you hear about the nymphomaniac?
She was so skinny that every time she swallowed an olive,
five guys skipped town.

What is the definition of a “fart?”
A turd honking for the right way.

What do you call the sum of the diagonal elements of the tensor of inertia?
The spur of the moment.

Two women are talking. The first one ask, “how do you know if a guy’s sperm count is high?" the second one replies, “you have to chew before you swallow!!"