Q. What do you call a brunette in the middle of two blondes??
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Q: What do you have when three BLONDES go into a freezer?
A: Three frosted flakes.

A Blonde lady has a traffic accident and decided to take the case to court. She said your honor, the accident happened on the freeway at exit# 99. The judge said, Miss just where is exit # 99. She said your honor it's between exit# 98 and 100.

A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps, so she removes another two legs and asks it to walk. It walks a few more steps, so she yanks off another two legs and tells it to walk. It walks, so she removes the last two legs and tells it to walk. Nothing happens, so she asks it again to walk. It doesn't move so she comes up with a conclusion. Spiders with no legs are deaf.