Q.Why was the blonde dissapointed with her trip to London?
A.Because she found out that "Big Ben" was just a clock.

A blonde,a brunet, and a red head are about to be executed. They are asked for any last words, so the brunet yells hurricane, everyone looks and she gets away. Then the red head yells tornado, everyone looks and she gets away. Then the blonde yells fire, so everyone fires. Bang, she's dead!

One day two blondes were reading a news paper there was an add for a police job intrigued by the job they decided to go try out when they got there the second blonde got kind of scared and told the first blonde to go first and if she did good the she said she would try. So the first blonde went in and went to try out the sheriff saw her coming and thought whoa she is really blond I’ll go easy on her. So first he asked her whats 1 plus 1 she put her hands together and said 11 he said well if you look at it like that ok next what are two days of the week that start with 't' she said well today and tomorrow she said. Well ok now the last question who kill J.F.K she stared blankly for a while than said that’s going to take awhile she left and the other blonde asked how’d it go. Oh it was fine he asked me a couple questions and I got them all rite. He’s already assigned me to a homicide!

*What's the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up?
Goes home.