Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a bundle of contradiction,
she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
she'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

Moods of a Man

Horny
Hungry
Thirsty
Sleepy

Q.What do you do when your dishwasher quits working?
A.Slap her in the back of the head.

There are two theories on arguing with women.
Neither one works.

What is a man's most embarrassing moment??

When he walks into a wall with an erection and breaks his nose.