A Sardarji is so Mizer, he alone has gone to his Honeymoon.

A couple steeped up to the desk clerk of one of the city’s hotel. “I’d like a room with a bath for my wife and myself, said the young man. “I’m terrible sorry, sir,” said the clerk, “but the only room available doesn’t have a bath….only a shower.” “Will that be all right with you, darling?” the man asked the young woman at his side. “Sure, mister,” she said.

A man is driving down an Alaskan road and his car breaks down. He phones the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrive shortly after. The service man opens the hood and after a while says, “It looks like you’ve blown a seal.”
“No…that’s jus frost on my mustache.” The man replies.

After meeting at a bar, the young couple repaired to a local lover’s lane, where they proceeded to cement their new relationship. Having freed her of blouse and bra, he was helping remove the rest of her clothing when a police car drove by.
“Fuzz,” he whispered excitedly, ducking his head.
“What did you expect,” she replied, “a ponytail?”