Two blondes were riding in a twin engine plane when the pilot announces that one of the engines had failed but not to worry, the remaining engine would suffice to get them to their destination. Moments later the pilot announced with regret that the second engine had now failed. The one blonde says to the other blonde.......Oh brother, don't tell me we're going to be stuck up here all night!

A blonde goes to the doctor’s office, sits down, and says, “I have a sore throat.”
The doctor gets out his penlight and says, “Open wide.”
She says, “I can’t. The chair has arms.”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She loudly says, "Go ahead,and ask me. I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy. W."

“How about making the evening a Dutch treat?” Cooed the delectable blonde to her handsome escort. “You pay for diner and drinks and the rest of the evening is on me.”