A guy asks his friend, ‘If you knew that they were about to drop an atomic bomb, what’s the first thing you would do?’ Second guy says, ‘I would screw the first thing that moved;’ what would you do?’ The first guy say, ‘I would stand very still for half and hour.’
A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train of and he observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing passenger, “Goodbye. Your wife was a great lay, Your wife was a great lay!” He was stunned. After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man who’d done the shouting, and asked, “Did I hear you correctly? Did you tell that man his wife was a great lay?”
The other man shrugged his shoulder. It isn’t really true,” he said, “but I don’t want to hurt his feelings.”
Q: What did the comedian say while he was undressing?
A: Haven't you ever seen a comic strip!
$7 Sex
A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, and he charges them
$50 and he says good bye...
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row..
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, and pays the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7..
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