A bill collector came knocking at the door of a woman who had fallen behind on her bills. “All right, lady,” the bill collector said. “How about the next installment on that couch?” The woman shrugged. “I guess that’s better than having to give you money.

Over the past few years, scientists say they’ve been developing what they say is a revolutionary new kind of baby bottle. It’s a baby bottle actually shaped like a woman’s breast. If that’s true, forget baby bottles, make beer bottles!

“Have you entertained my position,” the boss asked his new secretary.
“No,” she said. “But your proposition entertained me.”