Walking around the park for hour a woman decided to sit down on a bench and rest her feet. A homeless man approached and said, “Well, it looks like my lucky night! I haven’t made love to a woman in years.” “That is repulsive,” the woman responded. How dare you say such a thing?”
“Well, how do you expect me to react?” The homeless man responded. “You’re sitting on my bed.”

A young girl walked into the drugstore and asked the clerk, “Do you fit men for jockstraps here?” Baffled but pleasant, the clerk replied, “Why, yes we do.” “Well, wash your hands,” said the girl, “I want a chocolate soda.”