There was an elephant and a camel walking through the desert. All of a sudden the elephant said to the camel "why do you have two boobies on your back?" The camel replied "that’s a pretty dumb question coming from a guy that has a dick on his face"

Do you know why a dog licks his ass?
Because he knows in five minutes he will be licking your face!

There were three frogs that lived in a swamp, one day the swamp froze over so they had to move. They searched and searched for a new place to live, when they finally came a crossed an old house. From the looks of it nobody lived there, so they decided to move in. they finally settled in the bathroom. They each had a bed, one was in the toilet, the other was in the sink, and the last one was in the tub. Well, the next day the one in the tub asked the one in the sink how he sleep, he said "just fine. Thank you" then the one in the sink asked the one in the toilet how he sleep. And he replied, "it was awful, it rained and thunder and a big log fell on me".

A man is walking and sees a sign that says "MAKE MY DONKEY LAUGH AND WIN $200."
The man thought, what the hell eh? He goes up to the man at the booth and asks "How much?" The man replies "$50, please." He says, "OK" and gives the man $50. The man went around the wall to the donkey, whispered something into it's ear. The donkey laughed soooo hard. The man had got his $200 and was on his way. The next month he was walking the same rout again, and he sees a sign that says "MAKE MY DONKEY CRY AND WIN $200." So he walks up to the man at the booth and asks "How much?" The man in the booth replies "$50, please." The man says "OK" and gives him $50. He goes around the wall to the donkey and whispers something in its ear. When he comes around the donkey is balling his eyes out. Then the man at the booth says, " How did you make him laugh and cry?" "Well when I made him laugh I said my dick was bigger than his, then to make him cry I showed him.