One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching all the students about the heart. After she had finished she said, “If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask". A boy stands up and asks," Teacher, does the heart have legs"? She replies, “no it doesn’t. What makes you ask such a question"? He replies, "Last night when I went into my parents bedroom I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your LEGS

A boy and girl in the bathroom, the girl looks down at the boy and says
"Can I touch it?" The boy replies, "No way, you already broke yours off!"

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "No."
The little boy goes on, "Please .. please make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "No, now go play."

The little boy then says to his sister, "Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise."
So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, "Please make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "I just told your brother no and I'm telling you no."
The little girl says, "Please .. please Grandpa make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "Why do you want me to make a frog noise?"
The little girl replied, "Because mommy said when you croak we can go to Disney World

A little boy was taking a shower with his mother and he looks between her legs and asks, "Mommy, what's that?" "Well honey", she replied, "that's where God touched me with a Golden Axe." The little boy then said, "OUCH!!! Smacked right in the cunt with a Golden Axe! Didn't that hurt?"