A woman goes to the doctor because she was complaining of chest pain. After the visit she goes home and her husband asks, " So what did the doctor say was wrong?
The Doctor told me " I have acute angina "
Her husband said, "Oh really, did he say you have nice tits too?"

A woman blamed her house keeper for the lost of her underwear in front of her husband.
The house-keeper turns to the woman’s husband and says; sir you are my witness, you know I never wear panties.

A man says to his wife, “You never tell me when you have an orgasm.”
“You’re never home.” She replies.

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the !#^< is this??" he said to himself as a little ' dust ' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'