A young girl has a handful of quarters. She says that the boys paid her to do cartwheels. Her mother says; Oh! they just want to see your panties. Next day she has more quarters. Her mother asks if she did more cartwheels. She says "yes, but I fooled them. They did not see my panties. I took them off!!!”

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

A blonde is filling up an application form for a job.
She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address, etc.
Then she comes to column on "Salary Expected".
She is not sure of the question.
After much thought, she writes " Yes "

A blonde visited the bank to close her account because she was convinced the institution was going under. When asked by a shocked manager why she thought so, she produced one of her checks, endorsed by the bank, “Insufficient funds.”