A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks, ‘do you have Viagra?’
‘Yes, I do,” the pharmacist replies.
‘Does it really work? She asks.
He chuckles and says, ‘It certainly does,’
‘Can you get it over the counter?’ she asks.
‘If I take two of them,’ he answers.

A man goes to a doctor and says, ‘doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me? ‘Oh, that’s not a problem anymore!’ announces the proud physician. They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra that does the trick. You take some pills and your problems are history. So, the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way. A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.
‘Doctor, doctor!’ exclaims the man excitedly, I’ve got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It’s wonderful!’ ‘Well, I’m glad to hear that,’ says the physician. “What does your wife think about it?’ ‘Wife? asks the man. ‘I haven’t been home yet.’

What's the first thing Adam said to Eve?

"Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"

An elderly gentleman goes to the local drugstore and asks the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist replies, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?’
The gentleman answers, ‘Just a few, may be four, but cut each one into four pieces.’
‘That won’t do you any good.’ The pharmacist says.
That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over ninety years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.’