What happens when two gay guys get into a fight in a bar?
They go outside and exchange blows.

Two- intoxicated gentlemen stood at the bar near closing time. “I’ve an idea,” said one, lesh have one more drink and then go find us shum girls.”
“Naw,” replied the other. “I’ve got more than I can handle at home.”
“Great,” replied the idea man. “Lesh have one more drink and go up to your place.”

Two buddies at the bar, drinking away, were comparing the sexual behavior of their spouses. “Hey,” one asked, “does your wife close her eyes when you’re pumping away on her?” “She sure does,” replied the other. “She just can’t stand to watch me having a good time.”

A shy but drunk young man walks over to a beautiful girl in a bar and says, “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” “Well actually, I do,” she says, “but I’m sure you are going to ask me anyway.” “How many men have you slept with?” “That’s my business!” “Interesting! I didn’t realize you made your living at it!”