Q.What does a blonde and spaghetti have in common?
A.They both wiggle when you try to eat them.
SHE'S SO BLONDE THAT....
-She sent a fax with a stamp on it
-She thought a quarterback was a refund
-She tripped on a cordless phone
-At the bottom of an application where it said "sign here", she put "Leo"
-When she heard that 80% of crimes were committed near your home, she moved
-She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
-She told her friend to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk
-She studied for a blood test and failed
-It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said. FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
Two blondes are sitting together having a great time and drinking tea.One says to the other after some time:"Oh, I have so much hot water left over and I do not want to waste it.What should I do?" The other blonde quickly replies: " Oh,that's easy, you can always use hot water. Just freeze it!"