A husband comes home and says to his wife" we've tried 69 lets try 68"
She says, "What’s that?" He says, " you do me and I'll owe you one."

There is a birch tree and beech tree, in-between the two grows a young sapling, the two trees argue whether it is a son of a birch or a son of a beech. After hours of arguing they can not decide, so they ask the wood pecker to investigate to see weather it is a son of a birch or a son of a beech, The wood pecker goes down pecks it for a while and returns, and informs them that it was the best piece of ash he had ever sunk his pecker into.

Q. What's the definition of confusion?

A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

A man and a woman are having some drinks and they get into a discussion about who enjoys sex more. The man says, “ Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?”
“That does not prove anything,” says the woman. “Think about this; when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better, your ear or your finger?”