Q. How many blonde's does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A. 10; 1 to bake them & 9 to peel the smarties!

A Man was in a Museum looking at a rare Diamond. He quickly turned to the blonde Museum assistant who was guarding the Diamond and asked, " Where are the largest diamonds found?" "In Baseball Fields", she replied.

Knock, knock Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me. Who ish you?

This blonde died and went to heaven. Peter met her at the gates and told her that she had to answer one question before she could enter heaven. She said, "okay." Peter asked her what is the name of God's son. The blonde thought for a moment and then answered, "Andy." Peter asked, "Why would you say his name is Andy?" She replied, "Because we always sing 'Andy (And he) walks with me, Andy (And he) talks with me."