A little old lady goes to see the minister of her church about a job as an organist. She is so poor and needs money desperately and the only thing she knows how to do is play the organ. She begged the minister to please give her a chance or she will be forced to live in the poor house.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says: "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says: "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100." The third boy says: "I got you both beat. "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a 'Sermon' ... And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
An impassioned minister was visiting a country church and began his address with a stirring reminder: “Everybody in this parish is going to die.”
Unbeknown to most of the congregation, the new minister enjoyed an occasional bottle of wine. One church member, aware of this, presented the clergyman with a bottle of Bordeaux. But the gift had a string attached. The minister would have to say thank you
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