Q. What is the difference between men and women?
A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

A woman can have the body of a 21 year old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
I've still got it but nobody wants to see it.

The good news is that even as we get older guys still look at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to kneel first.

Don't let aging get you down, it’s too hard to get back up.

Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stop laughing.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A. Women don't have balls to scratch.

Mutation of deadly virus “I love you”
1. “I like you”.
2. “I like you, but let’s be friends”.
3. “I just wanted to hook up for a night”.
4. “I was drunk, I don’t remember anything”.
5. “Stop calling me, Idiot”.
6. “Fuck Off!!!”