Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh on a Monday morning?
A. Tell her the joke on Friday night!

Q. What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A. They both wiggle when you eat them.

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They are both empty neck up.

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher than all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''Of course it is, dear.''
The next day, the blonde said, ''I can say the alphabet higher than anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''Of course it is dear!''
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ''I have a larger chest than all the kids in my class, do you think it's because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."