A guy is out jogging when he sees a tennis ball in the gutter. He picks it up and puts it in his pocket, and keeps on going.
A while later comes across a friend also out jogging, and they carry on together.
After a while his friend says "What's that lump in your shorts?”
"That's a tennis ball" he replies.
"Wow!" says his friend, "I've had tennis elbow, and that was bad enough..."

How did the football pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!

Then there was the gay quarterback who was used only in emergencies.
There was no one better when it came to engineering a come-from-behind victory.

I know a woman that was married three-times and still a virgin! Her first turned out to be gay; the second only wanted oral sex. The third was a Cleveland Browns fan. He kept telling her to wait until next year!