Two guys start a business. They invested all their money into it. Something goes wrong and they lose all their money. The one guy is going crazy and pulling his hair out. The other guy is perfectly calm just standing there with his hand in his pocket. The first guy says to him,” How can you just sit there, I'm over here pulling my hair out!" The calm guy, just standing there with his hand still in his pocket, responds, "Oh, I’m pulling my hair out to."

A female employee went to speak to her boss. She told him "Well, since every female employees is suing you for sexual harassment, and you never sexually harassed me; I am going to sue you for discrimination."

Job opportunities - Clothing
There is a big thing in men’s pants
and a large opening in women’s underwear.

A very proper business lady was on the lot of a Mercedes dealership in her local town. She strolled through the vehicles until she found a car that caught her eye. After looking it over for a while she noticed the car was unlocked. She opened the door, and bent over to touch the soft leather seating. When she bent over she let out a little gas. Being the proper businesswoman that she was, she stood up straight, adjusted her suit and looked around to make sure no one heard. Sure enough a salesman was right behind her. To change the inevitable conversation she asked, "What is your best price for this model?"

The salesperson without missing a beat said, "Well, lady if you farted just touching it you are going to crap when you hear the price!"