Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Written on the wall behind the toilet...Ain't no need to stand on the seat 'cause the crabs in here can jump six feet !

Sign above urinal: If your hose is short and your pump is weak, better stand close or you'll piss on your feet.

A strange bird the coo-coo
it sits upon the grass
its wings neatly folded
its beak is up its ass
In this strange position it murmurs twit twit
cuz it’s hard to sing coo-coo
with a beak full of shit!