“Cheer up;” the lawyer advised his recently divorced colleague, “there are plenty of other fish in the sea.” “Maybe so,” replied his despondent friend, “but the last one took all my bait.”

The meek-looking man had been hauled into court and now he stood shamefully before his attorney to explain his dilemma. “I was arrested for resisting an officer.”
“Resisting an officer?” The lawyer cried in disbelief. “Yes” said Mr. Stern. “I offered him five and he wanted ten.”

Two divorce lawyers were having drinks in a lounge after an exhausting day in the courts. In walks the most spectacular woman either of the lawyers had seen in a long time. One of the lawyer’s says, “Boy! I sure would like to screw her!” To which the other replies, “Out of what?”

A young associate is romantically ambushed in a darkened room of his law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty-hour work weeks, the associated is happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, he is puzzled.
‘All I know for sure is that it was a partner – I had to do all the work,’