Two drunks were sitting on the curb late at night discussing the world events when an old mangy dog sat down right in front of them and started to lick its private area....the one drunk said "look at that, now thats dexerity, wish I could do that"...the other drunk looked at him and said "well you better get to know him first".
This guy applied for a job at this drug store. The owner told him he was going to be a sampler. He was to sample all the edible merchandise that came to the store, and if it was good, to move it up front for sale and if it was bad, he was to return it.
Two nuns were riding their bikes on a cobbled road, on their way to church. One nun turns to the other and says 'ooh, I’ve never come this way before.'
A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten.
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