Q: What do you call an alley full of lesbians?
A: All you can eat

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.
When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" To that she replies "Well, come here and I’ll warm them between my legs." He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Two girlfriends where walking down the street and one sees her boyfriend in a flower store buying flowers and tells her friend "shit I hate when my boyfriend buys me flowers he always expects something from me”. Her friend says, "What’s wrong with that I think its sweet". The girl says I am tired of laying on my back with my legs spread open for three days”. Her friend replies: "Why don't you just buy a vase"...

Q: What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
A: They both use snapp on tools