Turds decent from out my ass. Brown parachutes land with a blast. Some may sink, and some may swim. The rest will dry upon the rim.

I'm sitting here on this damn pot,
The Taco Salad's not so hot.
Tomatoes, Beef, Sour Cream and Beans,
Now I'm a walking shit machine!

Some come here to shit and stink.
Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to scratch their balls.
but I come here to write on walls

This one is awesome! A must read!
I was here
And now I'm gone.
I left my name to turn you on!