Q. What do you get when you cross an elephany and a skunk?
A. A smell youll never forget!

Q. What does a fat bird and a moped have in common?
A. They're both a good ride until your mates see you on one.

A baby snake and a baby bunny were playing in a field. Being very young, they didn't know what kind of animals they were. "Let's try to figure it out." said the bunny. "OK", said the snake and patted the bunny all over. "You're warm and fuzzy and have a little cotton tail. You must be a bunny!” said the snake. "Oh goody, goody. That's what I was hoping I'd be. A cute little bunny!” said the bunny rabbit. "OK, now it's your turn", said the bunny and patted the snake all over. "You're cold and slick and you have a forked tongue. You must be a Lawyer!"

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: Everyone knows that the rooster came first!