A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.
Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

One cannibal asked another cannibal "What should I do about women treating me like a piece of meat?" His friend said; "Tell them you're strictly vegetarian!"

One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like.

Q: What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A: A celebrity roast