Q: What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A box of farmer's fannies.

Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
A: Chocolate covered aunts

Q. What must you have between two lesbian cannibals?
A. A great deal of trust.

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary, I’ve baked them, I have roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just can’t seem to get them tender.”
The second cannibal asks, “What kind of missionary do you use?”
The other replies, “You know, the ones that hang out at the place at the bend of the lake.
They have those brown cloaks with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”
“Aha!” the second cannibal replies. “No wonder – those are friars!”