Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Susan said unhappily,
“Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?”
the woman gave her an angry look. “Susan, how dare you talk about your father like that"!

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous
look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment a little girl (who
was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother
and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy,
WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point ...

A woman had just showered and was drying off when her little son walked in. He pointed at her vagina and said, "Mama, what is that between your legs?" His mother thought quickly and replied, "That's my squirrel, son." The little boy said, "Okay" and ran off to play. A week or so later the little boy's grandmother was babysitting him and the same thing happened. The little boy walked in on his grandmother, pointed to her vagina and asked, "Grandma, what is that between your legs?" Grandma answered, "That's my squirrel, Son." The little boy asked, "Grandma, why is the hair on your squirrel gray, but the hair on mama's is black?" Grandma replied, "Son, if your mama's squirrel had cracked as many nuts as mine has, it would be gray too!"

A little boy his mom and his dad are at a circus one day, the father leaves to go get a drink and the little boy says to his mom "mommy what’s that hanging from the elephant?" and she says "oh that’s his trunk" and he says "no farther back" and she says oh that’s his tail" and he says no farther forward" and she says oh nothing" then the father comes back and the mother leaves to go to the bathroom and while she is gone the little boy says "daddy what’s that hanging from the elephant?" and he says "oh that’s his trunk" and the boy says "no farther back" and the dad says "that’s his tail" and the boy says "no, farther forward" and the dad says "oh, that’s his penis" and the boy says "mommy said it was nothing" and the dad says "I spoiled that woman"